As a quick update, I arrived in Rome yesterday, utterly exhausted and sleep-deprived. I managed to sleep about 12 hours last night, and I will probably hit St. Peter's Square soon, now that I got some coffee and cold calamari in my belly. My hostel is right outside the square, which is very neat I have to say.
Where do the vibrators come in? The hostel owner (very nice woman) showed me my room yesterday, and at some point she was looking for a pen in the hallway cabinet.
Her: "Oh, what is this? A lipstick? Hmm, the cleaning lady must have found this and put it there."
Me: "Errr, not sure..."
Her: "How do you open this thing? What a weird lipstick!"
*turns the bottom of the 'lipstick'*
"What on Earth! It moves!!"
Me: "I don't think this is a lipstick..."
Her: "What else could it be?"
Me: "Well, I think it's for women.... you know..."
Her: "Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ....... *silence* ...... *blushes* ..... well I knew those things exist ...."
She then spent the next 5 minutes stammering about how the place wasn't "that kind of establishment" and all :)
Cheers,
Ralf
Sounds like you are pretty familiar with what a vibrator looks like...
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